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A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
Did you just.
is that kyarypamyupamyu
a tattoo of an iphone with “i refuse to sync” underneath
when you surprise a bitch
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