this will never let me down
looking out for your significant other like
If a shellder bites a slowpoke in a trainer battle, who keeps the resulting pokemon? Is there a legal system in place? do they take it to slowcourt?
every class is art class if you dont care enough
I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.
This is pure porn.
People be calling cars and ships and America “she” but when a trans women asks for female pronouns people be like no
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
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$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
a lot of people are burned out on emoticons but one that ill never get tired of is :> because it looks like youre being talked to by a friendly bird
I see it like
still a bird
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more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year”
can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or
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