should I send this to my boyfriend
my sister is doing an essay for her finance course about bitcoin and her introduction is basically defining currency and equal payments.
so i told her to add alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange. she just sent me the essay to look over it and
she fucking did.
SHE GOT A FUCKING DISTINCTION FOR THIS ESSAY.
MORE . OMFG PLS MORE LMAO
raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl
Paramore Live at Late Night with Seth Meyers
@sydneyleroux: And WE CAN’T STOP @alexmorgan13. #halloweenisback https://vine.co/v/hD12MBhXvgh
Your sister is bread because of you.
she returned from the mountain golden brown
she said that YOU had baked her heart!
her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!
Ovendelle’s in deep
Love is an open oven door.
Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.
Do you want to build a dough man?
The Duke of Pretzelton.
Prince of the Flour Isles.
Let it toast
reindeer are breader than people
Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?
Can I say something even grainier?
Ok Frozen Fandom… What the actual fuck. You guys ok?
No. No we are not.
ma’am when i said freestyle i did not mean rap. this is a swimming competition please turn down the beat. ma’am.
talk dirty to me
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